Often times Tweets and Posts get lost in the stream, but I find myself thinking about stuff I read days ago and I wanted to share these with the rest of the world:

“(●̮̮̃•̃) It’s Official I’m cloning myself! I hope the new versions have bigger boobs, tighter A$ & more Brains, LOL!”
posted on Twitter by Scriptwriter & Producer Lisa Morgan

“Weighing in on the “FREE SLATER!” event- I’ve always wanted 2 ride down that emergency slide off the plane! Just never wanted the emergency!“
posted by on Twitter by Country Music Artist Jack Ingram

“Any chance I can get you to check out my FB Fan page? http://dld.bz/rkGS I accept charity, pity and blatant attempts to gain favors.“
posted on Twitter by KTAR Talk Radio Host Bruce St James

“You know you are a gypsy when you begin to know many of the flight attendants & you see them more than you do your friends & fam! ;) ”
posted on Facebook by Olympic Gold Medalist Jennie Finch

“ Soooo…..some crazy girl showed her boobs to us all night while we were on stage. . And they were not the pretty kind. Ew!”
Posted on Twitter by Country Music Singer Miranda Lambert

“god..if you can send layne  back we’ll give you beiber..pleaseee!”
Posted on YouTube by DodgeDude500 referring to deceased former lead singer of Alice in Chains Layne Staley

“Uh oh…just saw the little devil from my left shoulder drop kick the little angel off my right shoulder a minute ago…this can’t be good..”
Posted on Facebook by On Air Personality Gnarley Charley

“My god… How’d I end up next to @kyky3279 on this flight? The only person leaving Vegas still as drunk as I am!!! http://yfrog.com/eq9vbdj.”
Posted on Twitter by Country Music Artist Blake Shelton